Aseasoned comedians love letter to Americas food curiositiesthe regional cuisines, the culinary oddities, the weird and the wonderful Mark DeCarlo is a [modern-day] Groucho Marx. PEOPLEWhether it be fish ice cream, kudzu tempura, or even sausage, Mark DeCarlo always wonders, Who the hell thought to eat this stuff the first time? We find out in this hilarious celebrationof the genesis of Americas most creative and idiosyncratic food traditions, and the people who keep these food traditions alive. Jointhe master comedian onhis journey across the United States to visit these people and their foods in their natural habitatsplaces like the French Quarter of New Orleans, lush Maui resorts, and the Annual Road Kill Cook-off Festival in West Virginia. From the obvious and beloved (Buffalo wings, Boston clam chowder, hush puppies, and strawberry shortcake) to the bizarre and, well, beloved by some (Rocky Mountain oysters, fried rattlesnake, scrapple, and deep fried Twinkies), DeCarlo takes readers on a rollicking tour of the people and places behind Americas greatest food inventions. Each chapter features the story behinda particular food (moosehead soup, anyone?) and the people who love it. Signature recipes, snapshot photos from the road, along with Road Rules on how to discover the real America all spice up the travelogue. It's a love letter to Americas culinary curiosities, providing armchair travelers with a tour of the wackiest and kitschiest food festivals, delicacies, and peoplethis country has to offer. FROM THE AUTHOR'S FOREWORDConsider the oyster. Unopened, dirty, and habitually covered with muddy, green crap. If you didnt know that it was hollow and contained a tasty glob of salty protein, would you ever guess that this rock was edible Well. somebody did. Deep in the recesses of time, some caveman or beach-dwelling ape not only discovered that oysters arent rocks. but that theyre tastyas long as youve got Tabasco and a date for the night. But for every.